I tell ya it’ a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it. That’s right, I’m just scouring looking for dirt. What I wouldn’t give to attend an FSU sorority party. I mean I’m only giving you a sampling here but can you imagine the way the football players have with these girls? Jesus. You may or may not want to check out their photo gallery. You could be there a while.

This is just what a college university needs for good publicity. You’ve got all your vitamins there. Empty Liquor bottle, skanks, paddles, skanks, a post of the college on the door, skanks. I even see a text book right next to the liquor. Sounds about right.