Let’s analyze. Girl on the second to the left has kind of a big ass but I’d say she’s probably the most doable if I were hammered. The guy in the middle is amazing. His socks are money and anyone saying different is just flat out wrong. Girl in the blue top is just VERY sloppy. The folks at LAist certainly keep track of the UCLA goings on.

So the next time you have a little sister party…..think of this poster gentlemen.

These would be the fabulous Delta Gammas or more affectionately known “Dick Grabbers, Douche Girls,  Doing the Gape.”  I sure hope this particular class lives up to the first and third titles.

Top right in the red top looks very out of place as does the 2nd from the right on the bottom.   Most of these girls are kind of pasty white with a little bit of chub but these two look like they’d be on some more mature websites if you know what I mean.  You know what I mean?  Like, you know, sites with boobies and vaginas in them?  Like wee wees and cockas?

God bless these girls. I’m assuming they’re not even drunk here either. That’s the beauty of college. Something clicks in the mind that it’s simply OK to be a slut and crave attention by taking your top off. What an amazing thing. I can’t wait to spend my hard earned money on whatever daughter I have only to know deep down that my daughter isn’t really learning much but at least she’s funneling and going topless for all the frat boys.

Are any of these girls really all that hot? Not literally no. But any sorority that makes their girls wear shirts that say “—— is a whore” gets a shit ton of hot votes in my opinion. I hope whatever college these girls are from gets some good press from neighboring sorority chapters. They deserve it.

That’s what I’m talking about.