Yes I’m completely aware that Sigma Phi Epsilon is a fraternity but you can’t tell me that these aren’t sorority girls now can you? Come on. We all know that these frat mixers contain some small sisters right? The boys at Alabama know how to throw a party or at least the photos make it look that way. Glide By Radio with another help on these photos. Brilliant marketing of this party the way. I must give kudos to the Sig Ep Rush Chair on this one. Sig Ep’s at my school were most certainly a bunch of toolboxes but these guys seem to have their shit together. Notice a few things. First off, the size of the cup in that girl’s hand is perfect. No chance if that’s a mixed drink that the majority of girls there can handle even one. You know they’re all being forced to have at least 4. Secondly, it’s a pink cup so now all the girls can go around wasted saying “I like these pink cups!” Finally, the guy are completely taking advantage of these girls later on which is the fraternity way. Tuscaloosa, I applaud you for doing this right.

This girl would be the ultimate prime suspect. She certainly looks like a Lauren or an Ashley. Zero chance she hasn’t hooked up with at least two dudes at this party. But you know something? I LIKE chicks like this. Brilliant for dating for about 2 months before moving on but still calling her for the occasional drunk pop. Ok, I know nothing about this girl and I’m sure she’s really nice

Did daddy pay for those sweetheart? You see that’s the thing with girls under 22 getting boob jobs. Their PARENTS pay for this stuff. Hi dad? Can you give me ten grand for an operation that will make guys want to fuck me more? Sure honey. You know that Tuscaloosa Sig Ep is loving the fact that this picture got posted. And so am I. And I’m sure the million readers know it to (if I had a million readers).

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These photos were taken back in 2005 and are courtesy of the Spankietwins. Our small princess is donning the red dress on the bottom. You know it’d be nice if the Sigma Chi ladies would babysit, even watch poor small Bianca on her 21st. But it’s apparent that in the greek life, those things simply don’t happen. And we wonder why there’s so many instances of guys taking advantage of girls.

Um. I’m kind of speechless here. I reckon Sigma Chi has just topped my list of favorite sororities. I take back everything I said in the first picture. Bianca, you’re the queen baby. Can you believe people post this stuff on picture sharing websites?

This guy is such a scumbag but A. I like him and B. I’m jealous.

This guy. I repeat THIS guy has as legitimate a shot as any guy at that entire club to suck those breastesses. Incredible. The amusing thing is, being close to 30 years ancient I realize that obtaining a girl like that really isn’t all that hard and yet I’d KILL to be there just one more time. Life has a sick way of working. Photos presented by Glide By Radio. What a fantastic find by me.

Hooking up with the girl in the green: not that hard and something that one would do if after consumption of a full bottle of Beam.

Hooking up with the girl on the right: a challenge due to other guys hitting on her but attainable if in the right situation.

Watching guy in Red Hat hook up with girl on right: Priceless

Holy shitballs. Please insert commentary for this guy. I have no words. I have nothing.

This is a VERY solid squad. Lot of black shirts, cute faces. I don’t know the college but this is the first time I’ve posted Phi Sigma’s and I’m very impressed. Most of those girls are extraordinarily doable. Thanks to Jlenk for posting these.

I’m just a fan of this group. I’m taking a wild guess that the girl in the hot pink is the ring leader of this squad. She’s easily the first one taking a shot and the first one fingering herself in front of a guy. Second to the left top row is a cutie. Phi Sig!

I’m going to have to revisit this album to find some Phi Sig spring break shots. No chance that album isn’t full of entertainment.

This is a picture taken after the excellent ancient Delta Zeta’s and the Pikes won some contest. Yay. I care. We all care. Hypersoccerpal (the girl in the middle on the bottom) is the main sorority sister featured in most of the pictures. I know you all care about that as well. Jesus this post has gotten off to a shitty start.

One reason for me posting this picture. If you can’t figure it out. Please. South Carolina Gamecocks! I’m pretty sure the word “Gamecock” will make me smile even when I’m 80 years ancient.

Gamecocks! I like those baby blues.

I’m really not sure whether or not the girls in these pictures are in sororities but at least I am keeping up with the Greek theme right? Thanks to the Spanking Blog for providing this material. Do you see the size of those paddles in the background? I mean I was paddled in my day but that’s a small extreme.

With the exception of the douche without his shirt on, this picture is really fantastic. You know what sucks though? I’ll bet you my life she never really got paddled. It’s a damned shame.

Yay! Now let’s get drunk and suck as many penises as we can find!

Let’s talk bottom lines here. Bottom line is this is NOT a particularly attractive sorority. I have nothing against Sigma Pi Alpha. For whatever reason CSU just didn’t deliver that particular year. What can you do? But what I do like is Ronaldo4’s obsession with the skunked hair girl on the bottom left. There’s just something about her that I like in a “I’m in a mood to watch the sort of but not really attractive girl porn movie” kind of way.

I don’t know man. I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the skunked hair. Maybe it’s that she’s the only girl that could give me an erection of all these girls. Maybe it’s that I haven’t jerked off yet today. Whatever it is, I just like her.

Yup. Not only would I do it, I really want to do it. Fun times.