And here are the (as you can see from their sign) wonderful Gammas of Villanova. Well at least they were wonderful back in 2005, which is when these pictures were taken. I doubt they look so wonderful right now. Let’s just hope that some of them still do. This sorority is what I consider to be a blended sorority. Typical party sorority where the girls seem to be very close, drink a ton but overall aren’t that hot. But, there are clearly 5 or 6 girls that easily could have been in other hotter sororities but opted to join the one that would make the longest lasting friendships!

Middle girl? Leader and token hot girl of the group. Other girls? I reckon I’m 100% accurate in saying that the girl on the right will be a bonafide cougar in her elder years. She’s the type that you’ll see at a Yankees game in a Yankees hat with two of her other single, in their late 30’s friends. They’ll be drinking and making a scene. I’d laugh but still accept blow jobs from all three when offered.

Yes. I like this. I like that neither are incredibly hot but that both are the perfect candidates for the “drunk hookup and complete revealing of all details tale the day after it all happened.” Girl on the right is the one who posted all of these pictures in a wonderful album on Webshots.

So much fun. So much fucking fun. Could you even imagine having an actual relationship with one of these Gamma’s? Really I can. In college this would have been perfect. I would certainly just try and go from one to the next. Then, the girls would find out I’d been banging all of them. They’d get pissed but in actuality it’s nothing a small alcohol and sweet talking couldn’t handle. College was incredible and I’ll never be back there. Holy shit I’m a total fucking hump now. So be it.

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And why not have the girl with the nicest body and bangability factor be right square in the middle? Brilliant job Alphas. This is one of those sororities that in my humble opinion has it all. You see I went to somewhat of a prissy school where the hot sorority girls knew they were hot, and that bothered me. Why? Because most were very snotty or clicky. These girls? They look to be very hot, very fun, and probably even nice. Why? They’re in San Diego, are hot, are in college and what the fuck do they have to be worried about? Might as well be nice.

This certainly reminds me of “Van Wilder” and the custard treats scene. I swear to God nearly nothing grosses me out in terms of me getting nauseous from really seeing something, but that scene literally made me cough up chunks. Surprisingly this picture doesn’t turn me on all that much. Weird because I’m a giant fan of Bukkake films.

Pink might be my new favorite color. Oh and I haven’t mentioned how unbelievably sexy socks up to the knees on a girl is. On a guy it’s pretty faggy. How much would you pay to go back to college and be at a mixer with this sorority? I reckon if I had $25,000 to my name I would probably relinquish somewhere around 20 of it.

Come on Alpha Phi’s! What a picture.

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