Don’t you just like it when they’re all lined up in a row like that? Obviously things would be much simpler if they were all naked and the legs were spread. But, and right me if I’m incorrect, isn’t the third girl a small too dude like? These Alpha Delta’s better get their pledges straightened out.

This would be Barbie Libby, our humble photographer. Caption on this picture? “The smallest costume I could find.” And therefore, despite her not necessarily being all that hot, she’s a huge time winner in my book.

I guess see picture number two. Once you get dudes with blue mohawks involved it only makes things that much more exciting.