I think we’re in for a real treat here folks. Let’s take a look at this picture for a second. Now tell me this shouldn’t be the 100% unequivocally number one choice for FSU’s Homepage. Instead it’s some putzy brown hair guy with a 4.0 GPA. Yay for you buddy! You know what I think of when I see this picture? The first day of school and the parents dropping their kids off. I’ll never forget when I was a sophomore and our fraternity put up a giant sign that said “SAE Welcomes Your Daughters!” Imagine being a father and seeing this group of girls standing at the gates to this school? A. You have to realize how hot they are and somehow hide that amazement from your wife and B. You have to realize that your daughter is that hot and pricks with “welcomes your daughters” signs are going to be fucking her.

Yup ladies. Whatever position works. Not one, not a single one of these girls has a body that would qualify as less than an 8. Probably no less than a 9 if I were five beers in. Not to mention every single one of these girls has gotten and will continue to get pissed drunk during this entire semester. Not to mention one of these girls even happens to be a Golden Key and Phi Beta Sigma member. No matter. I mean, if you’re me and you’re in your late 20’s, hell 50’s your heart is eternally breaking right now. Oh how I miss the days. Guess what guys? Those days will NEVER come back. The closest thing we have are bachelor parties.

Just so you all know I’ve done four things in the past five minutes. First of all, I’ve jerked off twice. The third thing I’ve done is email each of my fraternity brothers in my pledge class. I’ve sent them these pictures and wrote, “don’t you miss college?” I’ve already received three “fuck you’s” and a “I hate you.” The fourth thing I’ve done is tie up a noose for my death.

More Pictures: I promise you these are excellent. Be careful though, there’s a shitload of douchebaggishnish from the guys. P.S. These guys get to fuck these girls. Man does that suck

And here are the (as you can see from their sign) wonderful Gammas of Villanova. Well at least they were wonderful back in 2005, which is when these pictures were taken. I doubt they look so wonderful right now. Let’s just hope that some of them still do. This sorority is what I consider to be a blended sorority. Typical party sorority where the girls seem to be very close, drink a ton but overall aren’t that hot. However, there are clearly 5 or 6 girls that easily could have been in other hotter sororities but opted to join the one that would create the longest lasting friendships!

Middle girl? Leader and token hot girl of the group. Other girls? I think I’m 100% accurate in saying that the girl on the right will be a bonafide cougar in her elder years. She’s the type that you’ll see at a Yankees game in a Yankees hat with two of her other single, in their late 30’s friends. They’ll be drinking and making a scene. I’d laugh but still accept blow jobs from all three when offered.

Yes. I like this. I like that neither are incredibly hot but that both are the perfect candidates for the “drunk hookup and complete revealing of all details story the day after it all happened.” Girl on the right is the one who posted all of these pictures in a wonderful album on Webshots.

So much fun. So much fucking fun. Could you even imagine having an actual relationship with one of these Gamma’s? Actually I can. In college this would have been perfect. I would definitely just try and move from one to the next. Then, the girls would find out I’d been banging all of them. They’d get pissed but in actuality it’s nothing a little alcohol and sweet talking couldn’t handle. College was amazing and I’ll never be back there. Holy shit I’m a total fucking hump now. So be it.

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