This guy. I repeat THIS guy has as legitimate a shot as any guy at that entire club to suck those breastesses. Incredible. The amusing thing is, being close to 30 years ancient I realize that obtaining a girl like that really isn’t all that hard and yet I’d KILL to be there just one more time. Life has a sick way of working. Photos presented by Glide By Radio. What a fantastic find by me.

Hooking up with the girl in the green: not that hard and something that one would do if after consumption of a full bottle of Beam.

Hooking up with the girl on the right: a challenge due to other guys hitting on her but attainable if in the right situation.

Watching guy in Red Hat hook up with girl on right: Priceless

Holy shitballs. Please insert commentary for this guy. I have no words. I have nothing.