And why not have the girl with the nicest body and bangability factor be right square in the middle? Brilliant job Alphas. This is one of those sororities that in my humble opinion has it all. You see I went to somewhat of a prissy school where the hot sorority girls knew they were hot, and that bothered me. Why? Because most were very snotty or clicky. These girls? They look to be very hot, very fun, and probably even nice. Why? They’re in San Diego, are hot, are in college and what the fuck do they have to be worried about? Might as well be nice.

This certainly reminds me of “Van Wilder” and the custard treats scene. I swear to God nearly nothing grosses me out in terms of me getting nauseous from really seeing something, but that scene literally made me cough up chunks. Surprisingly this picture doesn’t turn me on all that much. Weird because I’m a giant fan of Bukkake films.

Pink might be my new favorite color. Oh and I haven’t mentioned how unbelievably sexy socks up to the knees on a girl is. On a guy it’s pretty faggy. How much would you pay to go back to college and be at a mixer with this sorority? I reckon if I had $25,000 to my name I would probably relinquish somewhere around 20 of it.

Come on Alpha Phi’s! What a picture.

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