Yes I’m completely aware that Sigma Phi Epsilon is a fraternity but you can’t tell me that these aren’t sorority girls now can you? Come on. We all know that these frat mixers contain some small sisters right? The boys at Alabama know how to throw a party or at least the photos make it look that way. Glide By Radio with another help on these photos. Brilliant marketing of this party the way. I must give kudos to the Sig Ep Rush Chair on this one. Sig Ep’s at my school were most certainly a bunch of toolboxes but these guys seem to have their shit together. Notice a few things. First off, the size of the cup in that girl’s hand is perfect. No chance if that’s a mixed drink that the majority of girls there can handle even one. You know they’re all being forced to have at least 4. Secondly, it’s a pink cup so now all the girls can go around wasted saying “I like these pink cups!” Finally, the guy are completely taking advantage of these girls later on which is the fraternity way. Tuscaloosa, I applaud you for doing this right.

This girl would be the ultimate prime suspect. She certainly looks like a Lauren or an Ashley. Zero chance she hasn’t hooked up with at least two dudes at this party. But you know something? I LIKE chicks like this. Brilliant for dating for about 2 months before moving on but still calling her for the occasional drunk pop. Ok, I know nothing about this girl and I’m sure she’s really nice

Did daddy pay for those sweetheart? You see that’s the thing with girls under 22 getting boob jobs. Their PARENTS pay for this stuff. Hi dad? Can you give me ten grand for an operation that will make guys want to fuck me more? Sure honey. You know that Tuscaloosa Sig Ep is loving the fact that this picture got posted. And so am I. And I’m sure the million readers know it to (if I had a million readers).

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