Title of this photo album submitted by Jillk144? “Who the hell wouldn’t join this sorority?” Well Jill. You certainly have my vote. Whoever the girl on the left is…I just hope some dude did exactly what I’d do. Get her as drunk as is humanly possible. Take her home. Place her to sleep and clarify to her friends that someone got her way too drunk and that I took care of her. Did I really do this? Your damned right I did. I pulled this maneuver off at college some years back (way back). The problem was that I was at a girl’s formal and she was kind of yucky. The real ending to that night was me hooking up with a freshman but still looking excellent for taking this girl back to her apartment and laying her down to sleep safely. She sort of liked me for a week and I didn’t like that.

Now it’s the girl in the white dress. Jesus Vanderbilt! What the hell? Kappa Delta huh? I can’t imagine what these girls do to their pledges. If I had to guess? Gloryholing the frat boys and letting the ladies suck some chrome. I never really did see too much hazing with the sororities at my school. I guess us having to eat shit, lay in garbage and get the ever living shit kicked out of us probably made up for the non abuse the ladies incurred.

Funnest girl to bang in this group? Come on guys, if we’re not on the same page here then I just give up. Easily the smoker in the jean shorts. So dirty. So fantastic. Every school has one of her. At my school? It was a girl we nick named Dirty Jen. She was really kind of hot as a freshman and everyone tried to get in on that while she was attractive. I caught her on the back end. She was just starting to gain weight. Girl told me I could “place it anywhere” and spoke French to me while I was passed out.

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